Friday, November 18, 2005

DONATELLA VERSACE IS IT!


I know we were all wondering who the hell could have ghostwritten The Truth About Diamonds for Nicole Richie since she probably can't read or write....and the mystery is solved: Donatella Versace showed up to the book signing so I guess it was her? But I thought that bitch couldn't read or write..or even form coherent sentences either?!


You know Rachel Zoe told her to cross her legs when she's posing because it makes her look thinner...


11 Comments:

Blogger GetFlix said...

How much thinner can she get?!! Her book weighs more than she does!! (Hardcover not paperback!)

5:24 PM  
Blogger brendalove@gmail.com said...

She's beautiful but she has no chest left at all. I wonder how much she weighs? I am guessing about 85 to 90 lbs.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

yeah her chest is really gross. i mean, she isn't 7...she should have something womanly about her...i'd say she weighs just under 90 lbs. she's about 5'1" right? she's way thinner than mary kate ever was!

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she needs to put a few lbs. back on......fast...just get a little curve back- last Feb was when she looked the best, IMO.....but she is beautiful.......I love the her clothes (well 95% of the time....lol).......I am curious about this book, but I'll wait a couple of months when it is in the bargain bin.......lol

3:19 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

yeah what is it about her? i think she is too skinny, a little rat-faced, probably on drugs and lacking in actual talent and yet...I LOVE HER. WHY?!

4:03 PM  
Blogger Michael K said...

I don't care what you sluts say, she looks hot!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

MK the two sides of my brain wrestle on the NR situation...

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Vanessa said...)

You know, I liked her better during season one of The Simple Life. Everyone's always going on about Paris Hilton; but does anyone else agree that she's ugly and that if she didn't have money for makeup and hair everyday..oh, and if we cut her hair of and removed her voicebox she'd basically become a mute MALE!

And you know what Sarah; I like Britney for no apparant reason; even AFTER KFed did his damage; so, don't be ashamed about Nicole. Or maybe we should BOTH be ashamed :( LoL.

PS: what's the deal?? Who told her to cross her legs? And does she really feel that she still needs to do that!?!?! She's about to disappear for godsakes!

2:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Vanessa said...)

And, I don't know what's with the clock on here, but it's not 2:54 am, it's 5:58am. Which means it's way WAY past my bedtime; and yet, I still have to get my fix of Sarah's blogs!

Goodnight y'all!

2:56 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

haha awww Vanessa i feel speshul :)

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Vanessa said...)

well hell, you're funny!

12:35 AM  

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