Tuesday, November 22, 2005

FISHSTICKS PALTROW (THANKS MK!) TAKES INSTYLE BY STORM...AND IT AIN'T GOOD.


This bitch is on the cover of InStyle this month looking SO disgusting. Who took the picture and what were they thinking? Don't they take like 500 shots at photoshoots? Couldn't they find one that didn't make her look challenged? I couldn't find a large photo of it, but we all know what a dead fish Gwyneth is. The photo below clearly demonstrates her fuglyness.




And yet, the Vogue cover tells me that with a little Photoshop and the right photography professional, anything is possible!

5 Comments:

Blogger GetFlix said...

At least they got rid of those horrible roots. But she's still a dimwit.

6:31 PM  
Blogger patti_cake said...

OMG the Vogue cover is the best I have ever saw this girl look. Fishsticks, indeed!

5:17 AM  
Blogger brendalove@gmail.com said...

I think Fishsticks is incredibly unattractive. All that bitch does is avoid germs!

5:41 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

she's gross.. the vogue cover is totally photoshopped and angled to perfection...kudos to the photog.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Michael K said...

You are hilarious Sarah!

9:17 AM  

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