Wednesday, March 29, 2006


Someone please remind my why this former Goddess is with that squatty homo-alien Tom Cruise?

Seriously...I came of age in the Dawson's Creek era. I loved Katie Holmes! She was always so refreshing. Ok so looking back Dawson's wasn't exactly Golden Globe caliber acting but whatever, she was cute and simple and not whorish. Katie: COME BACK. Bring baby.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Last night was seriously the hottest episode of Degrassi EVER. It had everything: drama, sex, cheating, lying, tears, joy, graduation! So hot. Beware...the following is a hardcore recap of the episode:

Ok so first, the show opens with Spinner telling Marco he made out with Paige the night before. Spin and D'Arcy broke up the same night. Then, D'Arcy walks in and tells Spinner she wants to get back together and tells him to think about it.

Later that night, D'Arcy goes to the coffee house where Spin works and they kiss and make up and get back together - and put back the Irish love rings they had taken off when they broke up. D'Arcy says she has to go pack for Bible Camp but to call her later so they celebrate their reunion with good clean Bible fun.

Instead, Spinner goes to Paige's house and Paige busts out their old yearbooks from when they were a couple. They get in a nostalgic mood and start going at it...the next day Spinner texts Marco the truth: he and Paige had sex.

Spin avoids D'Arcy all day and lies to her telling her he was trying to set up some going away present for her, and goes to find Paige. He tells her he wants to get back together and she's like "you can't be serious. we're both moving on". Spinner feels used for his manly body. He then decides to go find D'Arcy, who is all excited about her present. Spin tells her the guy who was supposed to set up this "present" texted him and told him he couldn't do it and goes to get them some drinks. D'Arcy wants to know what the present was so she looks through his texts only to find that there was no present...unless you count fucking Paige as a present!

Anyway D'Arcy takes off in a huff. The next day is graduation day. And it's a hot graduation day! First of all, Ashley comes back from London! She is wearing this ridiculous Britney Spears circa 1999 hat, but otherwise looks hot! She and Jimmy make nice and catch up on their friendship. Ashley is surprised to see that Ellie and Jimmy are good friends, and Jimmy admits he wants to be more than friends but won't admit it because girls don't like guys in wheelchairs. Whatev! Ellie tells Ashley she is crushing on someone but doesn't say who, so Ashley assumes it's Jimmy and tells him to he asks Ellie out and she says no...he's not the guy she's crushing on. She never says who it is though!? It was so confusing because I totally thought Ellie DID want Jimmy! So weird.

THEN...Ashley catches up with Jimmy and says she's sorry, she thought Ellie liked him...and he was all "NO! GIRLS DON'T LIKE WHEELCHAIRS" and Ashley bends down and kisses him. It was so cute! If you remember, Jimmy and Ashley dated way back when the show first started and Jimmy was still walking.

THEN...ok so the graduation ceremony starts and Spinner and Jimmy are on the sidelines..they're not graduating because of the whole shooting incident - Spinner was suspended and Jimmy was in physio - so they're both held back a year. All year Jimmy has refused to talk to Spin and picked fights with him but during graduation, he makes nice with Spinner and they hug and vow to be friends again. I seriously started crying at this part! It was hot!

THEN...the graduates go outside and WHO walks up but Craig! He's back from Vancouver - recording his solo album - to be with his friends and he surprises Manny and everyone when he walks up with his guitar. This part was sweet too because Craig hadn't seen Ashley since she unceremoniously dumped him through Ellie, but he looks over at her and smiles, and she smiles back, and Ellie smiles, and Jimmy smiles, and everyone smiles. It's just the most heartwarming/heartbreaking part! Everyone has had all these crazy dramas, but they all love each other. SO HOT.

Yes, I'm a huge nerd, but this was my favourite episode yet. Please keep coming back Degrassi!

Monday, March 20, 2006


Yes, today I had a vacation day. What have I been up to, you ask? Well, I decided to overhaul my room. One of those bursts of energy. So I got out the heavy duty garbage bags and went to work. 2 huge bags later, my room - more importantly, my closet - are sparkling. i love that!

also, i started spinning classes on friday. besides my ass really hurting, it's addictive! so much fun, and it's kind of neat how it's in the dark and there's a crazy disco ball going. seriously what other workouts have disco balls?! none, that's what. i heart spinning.

Anyway not much else to say right now. work again tomorrow. uhm...oh! i went shopping in the states on saturday and bought the hottest pink and gold dress ever, presumably to take with me on my trip. i can't even stand it anymore, May 31 where are you?!

song of the day: the sounds of Degrassi High.

Saturday, March 18, 2006


Maybe Lindsay Lohan should stop taking pictures like the one above if she doesn't want people to speculate that she's a crazy cokehead. Cause in that photo, she looks like she's about 3 sheets to the wind. bitch is straight up shitty. but she looks so glamorexic.


Hey guys! Hope your St. Pats was super cool-y-e!

I heart St. Pats. Beer beer and more beer.

Today I'm heading out for a shopping spree in the B-Lo, NY. I love the Walden Galleria. So many stores we don't have in's like CandyLand. And then when you wear the stuff you buy people go "oooh so cute where did you get that?" and you can be like "in the states...booyah!"

so it's almost 10 am. i'm starving and waiting for Angela to get her butt outta bed so we can go. i'm gonna go rummage for breakfast. xoxo

Friday, March 17, 2006


I really hate it when...

I'm a scatterbrain

I can't count on someone I should be able to count on

I am bloated

I'm lazy

that's all for now!


Well, this makes me feel a lot better about myself! lol. hey does anyone know how to upload mp3's onto my blog?

Thursday, March 16, 2006


Does anyone on the PLANET have faith in this bitch's comeback album? I haven't posted my comments on Britney since Federfetus was born. Honestly, I don't care about her anymore. She is so overexposed that's not even the right word for her anymore. But I am actually scared for her kid. Has someone ever tested Britney's actual mental capacity? The bitch is functionally retarded! That's my new favourite term for people who are so dumb it boggles my mind. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Dumber than Jessica Simpson. Now that's dumb!

But seriously, I don't feel sorry for this girl. She whores herself out to make a zillion dollars and then complains that the paparazzi is all over her ass. Uhm, Britney? Hi. Maybe if you didn't CONSTANTLY do dumb shit that practically SCREAMS take my picture, no one would. Barefoot in a gas station bathroom? check. 6 month old held by one arm in lap while driving? check. Trashy Vegas marriage followed by annulment followed by equally trashy wedding to Drunky McNojob? Check. Standing on balcony grabbing your husbands package? Check. Do I need to go on? Atleast people like Jessica Simpson KNOW where their bread is buttered, but Britney tries to be all victim-y about it. This goes for Sienna Miller too!

On another note: I am extremely happy about these two being back together. I NEVER feel that way about celebrities. Clearly, I am very worried(envious) about Nicole Richie what with her Karen Carpenteresque physique. Here's the hot bitch wearing Christian Louboutin pumps and a Lamberto Losani sweater. HOT. and a photo shoot for some magazine where her eyeballs look like they're about to fall out of her head. Healthy!

And yet...she looks flawless in Tatler UK:

Whether you like her or not, and clearly I have a fixation with her, you have to agree that she has been EVERYWHERE lately. She's on every magazine, tabloid, at every party and event and on every gossip blog. I think it's the sad part of fame though, the underbelly if you will, because this girl only became huge after she became frighteningly skinny. The media loves and hates her for it. We want to call her anorexic but no one wants her to go back to the way she was originally. She's a Hollywood lab rat. She's just doing what she thinks it takes to be popular. And it works. Something to think about. Anyway, yeah I am blabbering today.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006


Hey guys! It's been a while, I know. Forgive me! A lot has happened though! Let's see...well, to make a long story short I decided to throw caution to the wind and quit my job. But I didn't quit it just to be a bum and watch Oprah all day! No no, people, I quit my job to do something I always wanted to do: Europe!

That's right, I'm taking the Sarah show on the road in jolly old England, France, Greece, Italy, Austria, Germany, Holland and more! I'm so excited. I am planning to leave end of May and come back some time in July. I'm actually really sad to be leaving my job because we had a lot of fun here. I'll miss my coworkers with a special shoutout to Marty, and to Kam who is on mat leave and I miss her terribly!

I am so excited though, I really can't stop smiling about it. I'm going to be unemployed for the first time since I was, like, 10 delivering newspapers! Anyway, as you can tell, I'm pretty friggin excited. This is going to be a big summer, when I get back I have bridesmaid duty for my brother's wedding on Labour Day. After that, my parents are taking off on their own travels and I'll be HOME ALONE McCaulay Culkin-style for like 6 weeks. Then, who knows? I am seriously thinking of going to China to visit a friend who teaches English there. So many possibilities, so little me. Speaking of little me, the weight loss mission is going excellently. I've lost about 20 lbs. in total since August, most of which was lost January 1st on after I got the whole New Year motivation vibe going.

So all in all, life is good. Never perfect but no one's is. Things are great. OH and this Friday is St. Patty's day! I know I'll be wearing green and getting my drink on, I hope you guys have fun too! xoxo

Sunday, March 05, 2006


Well I'm half watching the Oscars. I gotta say, the Oscars kind of bore me. Yada yada, people dress up and win stuff, blah blah. Here are my current thoughts:

I think Jessica Alba looks friggin edible. Gorgeous. Perfection.

Otherwise, everyone else is fug. Ok fine not everyone, maybe i'm just bitchy. no wait, i was right the first time. EVERYONE is fug this year. Maybe it's true: fugly is the new pretty?

Michelle Williams clearly doesn't have friends, otherwise she would never have left the house in a dress resembling an accident with a certain yellow condiment.

Felicity Huffman is wearing a dress cut down to her bellybutton further proving that she really IS a dude.

And Charlize?! That dress would have been exquisite minus the gigantic bow casting a shadow over her head to warn us all of 80's fashion comebacks on the horizon.

God, I could go on. Sandra Bullock: fug. Nicole Kidman: same old same old. Reese Witherspoon: terrible dress choice, the colour is all wrong. Jennifer Aniston: are you ever going to DO your hair for an event? Keira Knightley: good dress, fug dye job. Meryl Streep: I know you're Meryl Streep but for ONCE could you please wear something FLATTERING.

People, this is not good. Jon Stewart is hot shit though, I love him.